avval akso bozorg konin bad dastano bekhoonin! :D

1- ye rooz rafte boodim kooh! milado mano ali o hamed! oonja tasmim gereftim ke ta emtehana tamoom shodan berim shomal.

2- kholase harfo fekremoono amali kardim o rah oftadim ke shayane zekre ke khashayar ham bahamoon ooomad.

3- tooye rah kheyli khoshhal boodim o kollan bacheha az mashin biroon boodan!

4- bad police behemoon gir dad ke che vazeshe o ina! namardi ham nakard va 60000 toman jarimamoon kard!

5- dige gham ozvi az vojoode bacheha shode bood o kamelan az ghiyafashoon maloom bood ke cheghadr pashimoonan!

6- enghadr mostaghim jadde chalooso raftim ta residim be darya va ba mashin dakhele darya ham raftim.

7- vali az bakhte bademoon mashin tooye shenaye labe sahel gir kardo dige ma be inja residim ke hamishe joft 1 miyarim.

8- dige labe ab ta sob khabidim ta ab bere aghab va mashino dar biyarim! ba inke faseleye derakhta kam bood vali khob chon kheyli khaste boodim khabidim o kamar dard nagereftim anchenan!

9- sobhe zood raftim jangal va be jahayi az jangal residim ke filme "Wrong Turn" ro oonja gerefte boodan va ba mashine oon loolooha aks gereftim.

10- hamintor ke dashtim too jangal rah miraftim man motevajjehe ye goroohe dige shodam ke yeki az dokhtarash(negar) badjoori delam ro bord.

11- ba avvalin negahe asheghane man dige motmaen boodam ke tamame zendegimo be pash mirizam va hamishe ba man mimoone.

12- ma motevajjehe moshtarakat va tafahomaye ziyadi shodim ke roohemoon kheyli be ham shabihe hatta eynakemoon!

13- injoori shod ke ekip zadim! va dige kam kam bargashtim be villa!

14- sobh ali shadidan delpiche dasht o halesh bad bood va hamash dare dastshooyi vaystade bood o tekoon nemikhord!

15- be zoor bordimesh biroon ke ye havayi bokhore vali yeho shoroo kard be bala avordan o estefragho ina!

16- sari bordimesh doctor! oonja kolli azmayeshesh kardan o bad goftan chizish nist faghat tebghe mamool pash shekaste va chon kollan adame khandeiye injoori khodesho neshoon dade!

17- ma ke manteghe doctorha ro nafahmidim vali az in mozoo kheyli narahat shodim o kolle roozo bidar boodim!

18- farda sobesh be tore mojezeasayi paye ali khoob shod va yeho didim gache pash baz shode! manam az in mozoo kheyli khoshhal shodam va khodaro shokr kardam!

19- milad ham be nobeye khodesh az in mozoo ebraze khoshi mikard!

20- ba khoob shodane paye ali jalaseyi mabni bar bargashtan az shomal bargozar kardim va goftim be dige basse!

21- vali ali shadidan mokhalefat mikard va migoft bemoonim! Milad ham ke mikhast bemoonim shoroo kard be gerye kardan.

22- inja bood ke khashayar khodi neshoon dad va ali ro tahdid be marg kard o ali chon pash zaife tarsido kootah oomad hamchenin milad!

23- dige hame baham doost shodim bazam va khoshhal o hamsar o hamfekr o be ettefagh goftim ke bargardim!

24- kheyli khoshhal o shado khandoon bedoone ebrat gereftan az masaeli ke dar rah vasamoon pish oomade bood bazam ZHangooler bazi dar avordim!

25- residim khoone o az mashin piyade shodim! vali eykash enghadr zood tamoom nemishod!

26- baz shabe ba hojoome khaterehaye ghabli, ghiyafeye oon ba oon cheshaye vahshi, (KHATERATE SHOMAL MAHALE YADAM BERE :D)

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